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straight-outta-exo: Title: Forget Him Genre: Smut Characters: Reader (Y/n) / Park Chanyeol Notes: WHY DO I ONLY WRITE SMUT WHAT THE FUCK Warnings: Language - Hickies - Slapping - Alcohol - Dirty Talk - Oral -x-x-x- You slouched, face squished on
What the shit?! Z is posting?! 1/24 mark this shit in FailCarrot history books.
super-galaxy-gurren-lagann: just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
What the shit?!?!
Like, are you actually for real with this shit. Are you really serious right now.Hiding porn. You know what, fine! It’s extremly stupid since you can just hide tags and whatever, but yeah, lets put that nasty imagry behind blast shields for the innocent
What am I doing wrong? God damn it. I grab the stylus. I put it on the tablet. IT DOES NOTHING. WHAT THE SHIT, HOW THE FUCK DID I DO IT BACK THEN?!
grimphantom2 reblogged this from you and added:First these rumors of MCU Iron Man INVENTED the Web-Shooters for Spider-Man (like we had it enough already of him…Woah, wait, hold on, what do you mean with the “Tony stark invented the web-shooters”
All the morning i’ve been reading that “Suicide Squad” is a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy and i’m likeReally man? in what universe the effing SQ is something like GOTG, Harley Quinn is the DC version of Gamora? dude… What?I’m always
jlbi245: weavemama: MIKE BROWN WAS INNOCENT New footage shows that Mike Brown indeed didn’t rob that convenient store afterall. The video shows Mike entering the store at around 1 a.m on August 9th, 2014, to exchange something (possibly marijuana)
afriendlyblackhottie:orchidvioletindigo:afriendlyblackhottie:I would ask everyone in the notes making “Just get married” jokes to pay attention to the fact that the person who tweeted this has a wheelchair emoji in their name and remember
geodebiome:just had the sickest fucking idea of what the hunger looks like and had to visualize it . guys? this might be the dopest shit ive ever drawn.
young-replica: JP Dark Souls III release tomorrow. People in the west must wait 3 more weeks. Bandai Namco gave a bunch of English versions to twitch streams including PC version. Streamers in the west are playing Dark Souls III right now as we wait
funtimefoxyofficial:honestly @ this point… all the shit i see abt “good” or “bad” ocs dont fuckin matter. life is short. make your fuckin rainbow-hair magical girl with 50 unnecessary belts. Cringe Culture Is Fake
fandomsandfeminism: nentindo: kidshade: ediebrit: IM FUCKING SCREAMING IM IN FUCKING STITCHES the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it #beautiful fucking evil ass women, having standards and shit, fucking bitches
pizzabitesdon-tbite: I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
mrnathandrake: Nathan Drake in Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End goddamnit facially he looks like liam neeson in darkman im not comfortable with this. why is nate covered in muscle. why does he look like a space marine now. what is this shit.
i feel like ea saying play a million hours or buy the shit isnt too different from blizzard saying play a million hours or buy expensive shit that may or may not contain what it is youre looking for. at least with ea youll get exactly what it is you
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
the past few days I’ve gotten into the habit of turning toward graham and thinking to myself, “I decided to lay my affection on a person who was confused with cosplaying dio what the shit.”
npr is running an article on ~the secret life of teachers and I’m cracking up, because it’s like what’s yr secret life~*~ and in my head I’m going “uh I write 10,000 word tomes of slow build jjba fic.”
yowa-pedal: *gets back to computer, hears rumours of the OP being released, cries over new OP*
agingb0nes: superbrybread:rebe83: superbrybread:What the FUCK is this its a baby bat bry SHIT Ah yes the terrifying creature of the night
policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the
the-lonly-loner: inickel: someone turn this into a meme When u think of all the insignificant choices that made ur life into the shit show it is today
libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize like…
kisses-with-sherlock: whatzettuya: junoinferno: youdonothing: I feel so inadequate. You’ve got to be kidding me…that man is giftwrapping god what the shit
jllunar: jirugamesh: zombielucia: jeckbereket: i’ll take ya to the candy shop i’ll let you lick the lollipop HOLY SHIT omg i can’t breath lmfao :l (it’s funny cuz there’s actually a lollipop outfit) 8|
empresspinto: thegoldpiilot: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: bbqutie: SHE DID THAT SHIT BITCH SLAY what the fuck did i just watch whoa she’s good at that o-o
Watching Frankenweenie for the first time. What.The.Fuck.
What the shit
verzichtbar: thatsnotevenokay: pouringkerosene: stretchedlobes: fullwormmoon: timeofdaffodils: I’m never throwing a cigarette butt on the ground again. Holy shit. YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THROWING YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE GROUND ANYWAYS omfg
novastarslayer: Eren and Levi (Rivaille) from Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin) by ichinosehikaru and 绵羊. Photo by Neji and Staff: Momoko. Here is the link to the full set: Chess Set.
xeroxxcii: mintyprincess: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE OH WHAT THE SHIT
herthatdraws: eroborus: me right now shit just got real. Jesus christ this is scary even for pokemon
what is this. what the fuck is this. why is everyone in the corner, i did not sign up for this you piece of shit villagers.
childrenmilk: majiinboo: kingjaffejoffer: Not Ferguson related but wtf lol WHAT THE FUCK?!!! he turned around like “huh i wonder who this mother fucker running to…”
lust-stag: sitting back, you watch him writhe on the vibrating saddle. The muscles on his thighs are twitching and he can’t stop making those sweet sounds, and it only makes you feel better that there’s still nine hours remaining on the machine.
huffingtonpost: Watch This Little Girl Age 80 Years Right Before Your Eyes They say time flies when you’re having fun — and if that’s true, then little girl that opens this video must have been having a lot of it. See the full video to see this
chaseross: ayoaprell:coppeliapicque:kropotkindersurprise:March 26 2015 - A Quebec riot cop shoots a protesting student in the face with a tear gas canister from point blank range. [video]Shame him. His name and badge number: Charles-Scott Simard (SPVQ
jxnc: mycarisbiggerthanyours2: jxnc: mycarisbiggerthanyours2: jxnc: mycarisbiggerthanyours2: ass is so boring whats the appeal listen man. pack ya shit. pack ya shit, get the fuck off my dash. u gonna go? get out. get tf out. people poop from
bighaz: moriartease-me: thotiemusprime: 2damnfeisty: afro-dominicano: everblessedpumpum: How white people built America someone get my coffin’s measurements Where is the lie? WHERE IS THE LIE?! what the shit
savordance-lifesupport: badgyal-k: twitblr: Typical FBI fuckery 🙄 What the shit? Truly, family, are we surprised?
mixed-apocalyptic: real-live-dragon: timepunkspg: the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic. well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing
the-midnight-blues: sarallis: fat-mabari: setbabiesonfire: becausebirds: Fuck this tree in particular. [source video] why birb why that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen @the-midnight-blues What the shit?
I just really want to know why shit like this is always floating around Facebook like what the f u c k
phosphorescentt: dreamlessdelirium: inyourbirdcage: socialdisability: gayborhoodwatch: What a fuckboy. This is the convo I’ve been posting about This guy is a living piece of shit. I have not read such tar filled sewage come out in a while. Kill
takanenene: just look at how many plates are there what the shit konoha
felix-fixit: kokiron: okaysional: abstractbody: nayx: crispyweave: IM GONNA FUCKIGN PISS MYSLEF w what hte shit that was the slowest 7 minutes of me being a mixture of uncomfortable and laughing ever I did not just waste 7 minutes watching this…
The only reason I even watch True Blood anymore is for Eric, Pam, and Lafayette. Fuck this shit otherwise. Oh and Jessica too.
weirdmageddon:weirdmageddon:absolutely obsessed with this guy who is gaslighting an ant What kind of chaotic fucking evil shit is this i just..
xelvet: whats the shit with the fiji water i dont get it
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
OoOooOoOhHhH My god Kill La Kill, WhAt ThE fUcK aRe YoU DoInG To Me?!
Why is Carmilla so good what the fuck
The fuck person who sent me a picture of ACTUAL cracked knuckles like all bloody and shit It’s a figure of speech it does not give you the right to send shit like that what the fuck you’re really lucky that stuff like that dosen’t trigger me. What
kikissh: doodlefeebs: yunakasune: doodlefeebs: kikissh: All this time. ALL THIS TIME i had no idea SAI had perspective transform capabilities. What?????????????? Is this?????????? How do ??????? I think they mean the Free Transform selection!If
WHAT THE FUCK IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW????????????????????????
sunegami: deantops: jakeykitty: tumblrsloth: What the fucking shit is happening i cant stop laughing omg BUT WHY IS TOMMY LEE JONES TEACHING IN JAPAN because Tommy Lee Jones, that’s why
i…guess u could say the way i ship monos is………………………..monogamous
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